August 26, 2004 -- SUDDENLY,
Jon Stewart has developed a stammer.
Or maybe that's just the effect John Kerry has on him.
The Democratic Party nominee for president reduced Stewart to
jelly on "The Daily Show" Tuesday night, rendering the
smart-alecky "it" boy of the summer campaign season unable to form
complete sentences.
And it wasn't as if Kerry did anything special to jar the
tongue-tied comic. All he did was sit down, and Stewart was like a
deer caught in the high beams.
"Is it a difficult thing not to take personally when — when they
come out and — clearly your war record, it's — it's in the public
files — so . . .," Stewart blurted out in one of his many
unsuccessful attempts to be understood.
"Right. I — I can imagine. When — when — uh, uh — these guys —
were you surprised at all that — they went [unintelligible] — that
they — that they — that they?" Stewart then struggled to ask.
"No," answered Kerry, who could be forgiven if he didn't
understand the question.
The highly touted "interview" was ballyhooed as Kerry's first on
TV since the Bush campaign launched its TV-commercial assault on
Kerry's Vietnam War record.
It's possible stuttering Jon was trying to ask Kerry about that
situation, but it soon became clear that this would not be an
occasion for meaningful conversation.
Ironically, as he was appearing on a late-night comedy show
staged four nights a week as a parody of TV news programs, Kerry
bemoaned the fact that "intelligent conversation" is largely missing
from the campaign.
"I think most Americans would like to have a much more
intelligent conversation about where the country's going," the
candidate told the comedian.
Yes, we would, senator, but that's not going to happen if you
accept interview invitations only from late-night comedians.
As for Stewart, he missed an opportunity to demonstrate that he
can do more than just crack jokes. Instead, he choked.